EXAM -STUDENT

.Student Exam
1 mat chhino college ke baccho se mobile ,ye akele rehne se darte hai ,le lo exam bhi sms par kyo ki ye ek hi chiz to hai jo mann lagakar padhte hai


2 What is B.E?8 semesters80GB syllabus80MB we study80KB v remembr80bytes v answrBINARY marks we get,The degree finally we get isB.E.! Brain Empty


3 Exams de pavan mauke par arz kita hai, Padhna likhna tyaag de mitra, Nakal ke rakhna aas, Chak rajai so ja beta, rab karega pass! Bolo parchi wale baba ki...Jai


4 Koi Kitab aisi milti,Jispe dil luta dete Har subject ne dimag khaya,kisi
ek ko hi nipta dete,Ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain,Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete


5 BOY-UtaroGRL-Muje dar lagta haiB-Me hu na utaroG-Nhi koi dekh legaB-koi nhi dekh rha utaroG-par.B-nakal karne me aise sharmaogi to exam me fail ho jaogi


6 Exams de pavan mauke par arz kita hai, Padhna likhna tyaag de mitra, Nakal ke rakhna aas, Chak rajai so ja beta, rab karega pass! Bolo parchi wale baba ki...Jai


7 Koi Kitab aisi milti,Jispe dil luta dete Har subject ne dimag khaya,kisi ek ko hi nipta dete,Ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain,Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete


8 Fact of clasroom-Jab professor tumhe class se bahar nikale TO SAMAJ LO KI TARAKKI KAR RAHE HO.Kyunki usse dar hai k tum usse jyada jante ho...!!!Always Be +ve.


9 Dillagi abhi na karo dard hi paoge,Bit gaya waqt to yad karke rote hi jaoge,Karna hi h to padhayi karo,Exam me kya mere sms likhkar aoge.


10 What is B.E?8 semesters80GB syllabus80MB we study80KB v remembr80bytes v answrBINARY marks we get,The degree finally we get isB.E.! Brain Empty


11 Life of studnt:purse hai,paise nahi lecture hai,attendance nahi mobile hai,balance nahi frnds hai,gf nahi EXAM Hai,TENSION NAHI PADHNA HAI PAR MOOD NAHI


12 Great students like us work on d principle of Rocket...not b'coz dat we aim 2 sky.but b'coz we don't start studying until our tail is fired on!!


13 Exam rule of NEWTON:Half of wat u read is waste,Half of d rest u dnt undrstnd,Half of wat u undrstnd u wont remembr n d Half of wat u remembr is nevr asked!


14 Book khulti hai,exam ka sama hota hai,Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.Book ki bate dimagtak nahi aatiye fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai


15 Education is incomplete without 5 B'sB-BikesB-BeersB-BabesB-Bunksand the most importantB-Backlogs !!


16 Aasu ajate hai ankhon me rone se pehle,Har kwab tut jata hai sone se pehle!Kya hai medical ye to samjh gaye,Kash koi rok leta Admsion hone se pehle


17 Keh do un padhne walo se..kabhi hum bhi padha karte the..Jitna syllabus padh kar wo top karte hain..Utna to hum chhod diya karte the..


18 Baap: Beta is bar tujhe exam me90% lana haiBeta: Nai dad mai is bar 100% launga.Baap: kyon mazak kar rahe ho?Beta: Shuru kisne kiya tha?


19 Jane kahan the aur kahan aa gye, duniya mein ban kar mehmaan aa gye. abhi to kitab kholi bhi nhi thi, aur jaane kahan se phir ye exams aa gye.


20 Education is such a wonderful and precious thing...................I wonder why it is wasted on us..


21 1stLine always 2b writtn in exams"all d answers writtn below r imaginry n wrk of pure fiction.Any resmblance is unintentionl n purely co-incidental"


22 har taraf padhai ka saya hai peparon mein number kisne paya hai ham to u hin aye the paper dene sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai


23 Somu n Bunty were fighting after exam.SiY r u fighting?Somu: This fool left the answer sheet blank,SiSo what?Somu: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied


24 EXAM FESTIVAL OFFER...! -Bring chit in exam, scratch it & show it 2 ur nearest teachr& win free trip 2 Princi's office & enjoy 3 yrs of vacation..


25 Kash koi exam k result ka insurance kar deta,to har exam k pehle premium bhar dete,pass hote to thik warna insurance claim kar lete.Best of luck..


26 Agar kisi subject ko tum dilo jaan se padhoto to sari kaynat tumhe clear karne me jut jati hai Agar aisa na ho to ye da end nahi hai attempts abhi baki hai mere dost


27 Ye ENGINEERING hai bidu,35 mile to TALI bidu,nahi mile to GALI bidu,Hua average to bole JHAKAS,nahi hua to SATYANASH,pass hua to parents ka saat hai,fail hua to VAAT hai.....Do your studies...All the best...


28 My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near


29 Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai


30 Height Of Hope?Sitting Inthe Examination Hall,Holding d Question Paper In Hand & Telling UrSelf Dont Worry Man exam can b postponed


31 R u a high scoring student? Bored of getting gud marks? Join our friendship . Fark dekhie sirf 3 mahino mein. Marks se no marks. Ab sach mein possible…


32 Guzre Hue Exam Ko Yad Na Karna Answr Sheet Me Jo Likha He Uski Fariyad Na KarnaJ o Hoga Wo Hoga Uski Fikar Me Apne Holidays Barbad Na Karna


33 Student (dost se): "Yaar! dhokha ho gaya"Dost:"kya hua?"Stdnt: "Maine Papa se books ke liye paise mangwaye the,Unhone books hi bhej di.....


34 har yug me yahi hota hai,har student ishq me khota hai,padhayi reh jati hai sirf dikhave ki,aur fir haal e dil mark sheet par bayan hota hai...


35 Papers Ki Roti Notes Ka Achaar TubeLight ki Kirne Questions ki Bahar Teachers ki Dushmani DostoKa Pyar So MubaRak Ho ApKo EXAMS Ka THYOHAR


36 Exams de pavan mauke pe:Arz hePadna likna chod de mitra,Nakal pe rakh as Utha rajai soja,Rab karega pas..Bolo cheating wale-baba ki Jai


37 Kehdo padhne walo se kabi hum bi padha karte the..Jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the,Utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the!!


38 Exam ka saya hai,en dino me sukh kisne paya hai,duniya wale kehte hai acchhe number laao,par ab inhe kaun samjhaye, ye sab moh maya hai


39 A typical student (like u) flips a coin & thinks.. Heads- wil go 2 sleepTails- wil watch a moviestands- wil listen musicStays in air-i'll study


40 3 student's after exam.1st: Yaar, mujhe kuch nahi aata tha, mai paper khali chhod aaya.2nd: Mai bhi!3rd: Shit yaar, teacher samjhenge humne copy ki.


41 Lanha lamha gujar jayega,pal me exam aa jayega,thoda padhai kar le mamu,Q ki tu koi munna nhi jo tera paper likhne koi rustam aayega


42 Y we dont study d whole year & spend sleepless nites during exams?CozSahil k sukun se hume inkar Nahi,Magr tufano se kashti nikalne ka maza aur hi hai.


43 Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi Vo Muh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya


44 Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.


45 Yahoooooo.......!.Exams ki $aari taiyaari ho gayi.(';')...Pen pencil scale eraser sab taiyar hai AB BUS..padhna baki hai


46 A genius is a person who can do wth $1 what a fool does wth $100. Just as we complete our syllabus in 3 days&our teachrs try in 6 months.


47 When you don't know About A Tree, Tie A goAt to the Tree & ExplAin About the GoAt..ThAts how We Attempt An UnKnown Question in ExAms..--We Rock...


48 If all Indians start studying all get good marks but jobs r limited more un employment more uth suicides more crime SAVE INDIA stOp studying


49 Book khulti h exam ka sama hta h isi mausam me to dimag taba hta h dimag ki bate ans sheet pe nhi ati ye fasana to marksheet pe bayaa hta ha


50 Paper Se Pehle Ki "DUA" . . . . . . . . BHAGWAN !! Is Baar Pass Kara De Next Time Zaruur Padonga


51 Paper ki roti Notes ka aachar Books ki chatni Questions ki bahar Teacher ki dushmani Dosto ka pyar Mubarak ho aapko Aanewala EXAM ka tyohar.


52 Filmi college Exam-Welcome Class-Dhoom2 Paper-Raaz Copy- Majboor Marks-Asambhav Final Exam-Murder Fail-Ye to hona hi tha Pass-Chamtkar.


53 Kuch likho to aisa likho ki, kalam bhi rone ko majboor ho jaaye Har paper me fheko itna ki,examiner b pass karne ko majboor ho jaye..


54 na moh na maya hai Aalas tum hi ko aya hai Baith k char panne palat lo beta,final paper"girlfriend"ne nahi banaya hai..


55 PLEDGE of college boys:India is my nation.Girls r my destination. Dating is my occupation. Sighting is my profession. In btween wat d hell is this Education!.


56 If d Xam Cums Tough, Jus cloz ur eyes 4 a Moment, take deep breath n Say.. "Dis is Very Interesting Subject, i wan 2 study it 1 More year"


57 GUD NEWS Engg Xam ll now b only objectv type Sample ques.Q.Wats d soln of 2+2= ?a)4 b)fourc)IV d)4.0 Moral:Engg is Still tough!


58 In exm studnt wrot on answer sheet "gaai hamari mata he, hame kuch nahi aata hai" evaluator wrot "bail hamara baap hai,marks dena paap Hai"...


59 Kehte h ishq me neend ud jati h Kehte h ishq me neend ud jati h kambkhat humse b koi ishq kare Exam sar pe h aur neend bahut aati h


60 Brain is d most Outstandng object in nature. It functns 24hrs 365 days rite frm d Tym v r Born n stops only wen v enter d"EXAM HALL"