Humar SMS

Sign post outside our collage-
"Drive Carefully, Don't kill the students, wait for the LECTURERS!”

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Scientists all over the world
are wondering how long a human
being can live without a brain...
Kindly tell them your age...

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What happened to your network?
I tried to call you but the operator
said,"Welcome 2 the jungle,
the monkey u r trying to call is
on the tree....Plz try later."

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Son asks his Dad difference between LOVE, BELIEF & RELIEF

Father says:
Your Mom is my LOVE.
Your maid is my RELIEF
& I'm your Dad - well, that's my BELIEF.

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Blonde is on one side of a lake and yells to another blonde across the lake, 'How do I get to the other side?'

The other blonde yells back, 'You are on the other side!'

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Best pick up line 2 approach a girl!

Go to her & ask "Is your dad a terrorist"

She'll say "what?"

Then u say "No, No. I asked coz u r such a Bomb"

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Q: What did the blonde's mom say
to her before her date.

A: If you're not in bed by 12,
come home.

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No matter how sad, no matter
how blue, I feel better just
thinking of u.

But I’m happier each time I
sms u because I know I’ll be
disturbing u!

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Like energy Love can’t neither
be created nor destroyed....

It can just be transferred from
one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

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When your life is in darkness
pray 2 God ask him 2 free u
from darkness & if after u
pray & you’re still in darkness,
plz. Pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!

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Being happy is like peeing in
your pants, everyone sees it,
but only you can feel the warmth.

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Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind?
Husband: That you are a Lesbian!

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Q:) What happened to Batman & Robin
when they got hit by a train?

A:) They became Flatman and Ribbon!

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Different Phases of a man

After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman

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Teacher: I wish you would
pay a little attention!
Student: I m paying as
little as I can sir!

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Little birdie in the sky,
you look up and it shits in your eye.
You don't mind and you don't cry,
you just thank God that cows don't fly.

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When he cancels a date
it is because he has to,
when she cancels a date
it is because she has two.

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My friend, the best quality
that I like about u is that,
U R very sentimental ....
10% Senti and 90% Mental..!

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When I C the moon I C U
When I C the stars I C U
When I C the Sea I C U
Get out of the way U R
always blocking my view.

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Q: How do you sink a
submarine full of blondes?

A: Knock on the door.