Girls Boys Sms

A nice pick-up line:
Boy: Hey girl! Is ur name Google.?
Girl: No-But why..?
Boy: because youu have all the things I'm searching for ....




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Why boys are so careless & irresponsible??
because they know that somewhere a sweet & innocent girl
is learning to be responsible for them.




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Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best
Girl: All the best to you too
But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed

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Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.




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there are 3 types of Men:

1- Europians
they have wife & 1 girlfriend
But they love their girlfriend
the most.

2- Americans
they have 1 wife & 1 girlfriend
But theylove their wife
the most.

3- Pakiztanis
they have 1 wife & 4 girlfriend
But they love their Secretary
the most..




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Boys ki zindagi k 2 asool hain...
Pehla:
Wo kisi ajnabi larki ko lift nahi
karwaty....

Aur
Doosra:
Wo kisi larki ko ajnabi nahin
smajhtay....!




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Q: Why do Girls live Longer then Boys?
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.
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Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks,
.
But Paying da Bill does.




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Boyfriend, Do u think my salary is sufficient for you?
Funny Girlfriend: It's sufficient for me,
But how will you survive?




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Boy: Boys are intelligent then girls!
Girl: Any proof ?
Boy: you always say intelliGENTS
but you never say intelliLADIES!
Great people Great thoughts.




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Boy:Main tmhy apna bana k chorga.
Girl: realy?
Boy: yes.
After marriage boy left her
with in week
Grl: why you did?
Boy: jan mainy kha tha
tumhy apna bna k choro ga.




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1st boy: you have got 15 girl friends, how do you recognize them? 2nd boy: oh i remember them by the parts i like the best.



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Newton 2nd law of ishq:
A boy in love with a girl continue to be in love with her
&
girl in love with a boy continue to be in love with him,
until or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come into the play & break the legs of the boy.




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Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting.
Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty?
Girl(furiously):Yes! & once u sit on it, my seat would also b empty..




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Larkee apny bf sy
Mayra Jaanu
Mayra ladlaa
mayra guglaa
Tm mujhsy shadi karogy?
Bolo kichu pichu!
Bf: Tum mujhay propose karna chah rahi ho
ya adopt karna hai?




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Girl to boy: Shaadi k liye kaun see date rakhain??
Boy: 22nd decembr
Girl: Koi khaas wajah?
Boy: han, Saal ki sb say lambi raat isi date ko hoti hai..




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Boys have fun by teasing girls,
then girls cry for few mins.

Girls have fun by loving boys
then boys cry for life time
Funny but its a fact




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Boy: BUS or LARKEE
1 jaisy hote hain,
1 jati hai to dusri aa jati hy.
Girl: RAKSHAY or LARKAY
1 jaizay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 5 chalay atay han




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